did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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