Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.

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(434): View more from Virginia

For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness

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(480): View more from Arizona

It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.

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(212): View more from New York

She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.

(609): View more from New Jersey

eyebrows regrow, your balls dont

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(646): View more from New York

Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I think he's an actor

(512): View more from Texas

That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.

(216): View more from Ohio

You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.

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