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• (818): View more from California

  this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?

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  By definition I think it does.

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  So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

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  college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.

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  I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?

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• (432): View more from Texas

  He looks like he has a penis

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  What the fuck

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  A good one, a good penis

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  we need to find an occasion to wear tutus

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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• (916): View more from California

  Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.

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  Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin

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