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(225): View more from Louisiana

Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.

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(229): View more from Georgia

my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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(479): View more from Arkansas

How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

God wants them to get laid too.

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(310): View more from California

If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is

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(407): View more from Florida

I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like

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(216): View more from Ohio

It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I want to bone him until his eyes fall out

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now

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