swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.