Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
