When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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