thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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