He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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