Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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