she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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