he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
