Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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