Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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