Christians are straight up FREAKS
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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