still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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