If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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