that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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