just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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