U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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