ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I look better un-naked...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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