Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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