as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
do nipples grow back?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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