It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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