His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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