you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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