If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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