Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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