Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
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