I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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