Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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