this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I don't think brook has ever known best
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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