Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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