it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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