omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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