what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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