I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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