Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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