3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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