we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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