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Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm both gender and math confused
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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