between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We need to get me chipped asap
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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