Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
