LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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