Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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