You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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