Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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