You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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