Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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