theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
