Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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