Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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