Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
