he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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