Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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