I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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