Don't make out with my wife yet
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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