I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize