As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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