no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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