Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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