READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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